We asked you to share your online dating horror stories, and share you did— sometimes with explicit and terrifying details. Following are your. Oh god okay I have a story. I met a cute, longhaired metalhead guy on OKC several years ago, he was just my type so I was pretty excited.
This mode of people-meeting is far and away the choice of most singles in their quests for a date or soul mate. With the millions of internet dates worldwide every month, comes a lion's share of dating horror stories. We have many more first online dating stories horror and internet dating horror stories to come. Be sure to get your bad date stories submitted too! Crapped his pants, crapped my bed and puked everywhere! I'd get a horrlr class of person I was wrong!
She kicked at him and left. She stopped answering him. However one extremely rude first date left her reeling and wondering what went wrong. She met a guy at a bar for their first date. They ordered drinks. One of my guy friends actually got stood up after driving 40 minutes to meet a girl who just never texted him back. Maybe she was kidnapped on her way to the restaurant. Or maybe she took one look at him and left.
Either way, it sucks. She started off the date by having an hour-long phone call and screaming about her baby daddy. Hard to imagine, but it got worse from there. He assumed she meant she wanted to smoke pot and told her to go right ahead. She dove into the backseat. The Cold Shoulder: She packed a little picnic of wine and Cheez-Its to make it extra cute, but her date was totally undeserving of the effort. He chugged the wine immediately and made fun of her for liking Cheez-Its while eating them by the handful.
Then he asked her to drive him to his car after the movie. He pointed 10 feet away. She took her jacket back, dodged his goodbye kiss, and left him alone with the empty box of Cheez-Its.
A decision she definitely regretted as soon as she stepped inside. He was pretty excited, even arriving half an hour early to get a good table at the Italian restaurant. I had no idea how to reply, so I just got up and walked out of the restaurant without saying a word. Setting standards can help keep the crazies you meet to a minimum.
Scammers and scum flock to places where people chat anonymously, but most reputable dating platforms will have ways of verifying or stopping unsavory characters. Zoosk uses photo verification and links accounts with Facebook to add extra transparency and authenticity to its membership.
Certain dating websites and apps have reputations as safe places to meet non-scummy singles. The paid communication features on Match. Match sets high standards for its membership, encouraging quality, relationship-oriented adults to join so members are less likely to encounter horribly bad dates. After 2 weeks of talking and gaming together we decided to meet. Talked myself into going out with someone who had seemed duller than a bucket full of mud because he was, frankly, gorgeous.
After hearing all about how he thought he was the reincarnation of an Egyptian princess, I switched the topic to books I assumed his would be Fifty Shades of Gay or the Very Retarded Caterpillar. He turned out to be a Satanist who wanted to drink my blood. Oh god… okay I have a story. I met a cute, longhaired metalhead guy on OKC several years ago, he was just my type so I was pretty excited. He also posted about how miracles are real because some relative of his recovered from a bad illness.
I logged back in a few hours later to find a long, rambling, terrifying message about how I was a stupid egotistical asshole. I live in Dallas: I lived in a different state when we were talking , but still…too close for comfort. The message, as per request: If you must know… I worship Satan. I would have loved to have drank your blood myself but had the feeling I would be full but only with self-pity. I used to be like you in fact my first degree was in A. Network Technology. I used to work on computers.
Now I have a Ph. You just pissed me off so bad after I poured my heart out to you with my hospital experience. Open up your fucking mind and realize that there is more than just us here.
You can take the bible and wipe your fucking ass with ass with it! He told me he fantasizes about fucking young boys. Chatting to a guy for a while on OKC, he visits me from down south, all seems good, have foods, have drinks, have sexy times. Good 2 days with lots of noisy sex.
Unsurprisingly I have no contact with him at all after that and still occasionally check his local paper to see if he was been brought up on any charges.
Was never sure if I should have gone to the police or not… 7. She pulled out a meth pipe and started smoking. Talked to a girl for a couple weeks when we agreed to meet up.
The plan was to just cruise around all night. At one point we stop for a minute and she asked if I mind if she smokes for a minute. Then I hear this popping crackling sound…. I watched a girl do meth.
Everything was cool, but never talked or heard from her again. Seemed like a nice girl, but considering the date started with an hour long phone call of her screaming at people over her baby daddy saying shit while driving erratically that girl was plenty crazy. She slammed her head on the nightstand, then suggested we do acid.
First date, we got drunk, went back to her place and she asked if I was down to smoke some weed. She decides gets up to open up window got a bit smoky. She then decides to jump back on her bed, miscalculates and bounces off her bed then slams her head on her nightstand. Which got super awkward. It got even more awkward after, because she suggested we do acid. She and her friends sent me psycho made-up death threats. Have some drinks, watch TV, hang out with her cats, then have sex! Wake up to sunshine and cigarettes and kiss goodbye and head out.
Cue two or three of her friends sending me death threats and harassing me for being a lying asshole and other psycho made-up things.