The Gassy Girl by Paul B. Thinkstock (Note that this story has been shortened to the gist of the action, in which our author is on a date with a girl he met online.). Everyone has an embarrassing fart story. You know the one that just slips out at the worst possible time. Maybe you’re on a first date or in a meeting at work and then BAM it happens! Go ahead and share your most cringe-worthy fart story you are among friends! Some of our favorite fart stories to get things started. I was dating a new cybertime.ru: Rippy.
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On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he thought he would walk off any ill effects before he got home.
So he went in and ordered three extra large helpings of beans. All the way home he farted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. At this point he was beginning to feel another fart coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the phone rang.
She again made him promise not to peek until she returned and went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better when another urge came on. He raised his leg and rriiipppp!
It sounded like a diesel engine revving and smelled worse. To keep himself from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge coming.
He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go. He was the quiet, brooding, artistic type back then, and I was hoping he still was. When we first met up, everything seemed fine—he was outfitted as a hipster and even had a good job.
We spent the first hour date catching up, and then all of a sudden he got really serious and started taking me through his murky family health history: He spent all night chain-smoking, getting me very drunk, and then lunged in for a kiss before hopping on a bus home.
He texted right away to make plans for a second date. When I finally arrived, I apologized and hoped to have a bit of fun since the journey had been so long and awful. The whole thing felt like I was being interviewed for marriage, so I ended up getting horribly drunk to get through it, and then left the pub not knowing how to get home! This was before the age of Google Maps, so I had to call my one friend in London, who talked me through which buses to take and lanes to walk on.
Go ahead and share your most cringe-worthy fart story you are among friends! Some of our favorite fart stories to get things started I was dating a new guy.
Slept over his house for the first time and we got on the topic of farting. Went to bed. SO loud that it hurt. I thought we got bombed! I had fallen asleep during the sermon and woke up because I heard somebody fart. I looked around confused and looked at my brother who then told me that it was actually me who had farted.